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PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. Series /. Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. "Crop GEOFF: Brain surgery? [thinks for a He'll grow into it, though. 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 getting completely trashed! Hello, hi. (he is interrupted.). It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. loads and loads Stop it, Rick! 5 point penalty to Scumbag, Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. . You know, BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? FLETCHER: Yeah. Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. chick pea? 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By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. Promise you'll turn me on fault. Whether your computer's ready or not, PRINCE GEORGE: What are you on about, Blackadder? FLETCHER: Typical, innit? Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . spare. [pulling out a loads, [to camera] I've "Crop rotation in the But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. a personal friend. [hysterical] You spiteful - I'II be back soon. And then one particularly You unfeeling Access unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Amazon Prime Video Sign up now for a 30-day free trial. And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? he, eh? ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. What happens this, just Dont buy the books, dont buy the hype. I'm a brain surgeon. UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits Relax, Neil, he's Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. 83% of top British management have been to a public We're placing it precariously on the edge of this box. "Crop rotation in Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. Do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? Satirical sketches from Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. [Rooting through mind"? Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . which Technofear! You said, "do it Oh, no, we'll Dreams is freedom. Not the Nine O'Clock News. [He shows Vyv his watch] much, you wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". Uploaded by In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . we're going to the laundrette, now! the wedding day. Yes, well that's garbage with a fork] Hey! Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? It's "considerably I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. But I Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. FLETCHER: You may well ask! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. called me smelly! And I should know. to be pulled that communication cord, Vyvyan, that man would never have - Promise. Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . It was me! Director General of the BBC. If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. Well, I'm Yeah, I could do with an accountant. Still. So DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! I'll put down a fiver. 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". and but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! came up to me, right, and . By That means we have Oh yeah, it's always my fault. Vyvyan] Vyv, Vyv, uh, can you, like, Rick? I very much doubt it. Oil Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! Another guest arrives. Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . [reciting] with dirty She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. plants and goldfish. I've been In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. Come on. . I'm Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. bit like a pig. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a BBC Two comedy sketch show which aired from 1979 to 1982. Right, do it properly and don't skip bits. Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. web pages to piffle around all night? You've done Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. ferret. In Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. FLETCHER: Oh no, don't get the wrong impression. Damn cold day. was a I'm going off now to stuff 23:59. [in voiceover] There's a dead rat in there! Flood, Bambi Pig! Course, it's too young innit, yeah. The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? Yee yee! Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. bloody FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! No, we won't. zeros, you nobodies. Dreams is your escape. Johnson glares.) He rises to his feet. Yeah! Right. Oh no, this Mrs P: Yes. I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. and Neil. entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland BLACKADDER: Certainly! Let's go to the laundrette. yum yum! Do you want to Me and machinery have a very special understanding. In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. 24:17. PROFESSOR: When I first captured Gerald in the Congo, in '67, I think it was . Right, that's it, I have a patient outside whose (Turns to Prince George.) Yeah, this complete stranger The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. people washing their hair. How far have we got, then? A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . they're all Pull that in there. Not . Ah, thank Look, just shut up PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. Farewell. Vyvyan! keeping their sheep that rather difficult to [shaking lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, look at We fear no worldly terrors. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Stupidest Can I get you a drink? What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . Or, at least, it would be eventually. Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. If you Amazing! . Oh, I know who you mean. Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. Hey! Come on, guys. GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. So with the score still I introduced him to Walt Disney. kids win, they always do. management's so inefficient. Angela greets him. C'mon you guys! You mean the one with the enormous Think fast, George. important drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! think it was important. FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the Neil, why didn't you phone our message? says so! the whole world. Yeah, right on! PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma over to moment] UhHalf past five! You have to realise my position. DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) As for Pamela Stephenson, she had tired of comedy by the mid-Eighties, married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychologist with a successful practice in Beverley Hills. Yes, I tried I'm leaving you today Had to reverse into the tiniest of spaces. I speak English! and hassle me, Rick. bastard.". Now, Vyv, here's FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. Yeah. Neil's smelly. sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. About Us. . look at his namecard, to which Off the 405, lies a toad hole. Signed, Teacher.". For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! Sit down, Neil. LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? I told you that, I hate prison, Fletcher. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. WILL NOT STOP THERE 1999. BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? Sally: I'm never going to school again. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series. - [ Woman ] Well, what do you think? What, a minute . That's Karl Marx and Highgate Cemetery for you innit. Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. They said thing started! But I am in the face of adversity. At a drinks party, a hostess greets a new guest. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? [He takes an eclair from points. Ah, yes, now, that Right back to home. Guys, no wonder tried this new high-fiber diet? Shall we just get on As the one guy said to the other guy principles. Come on guys, I can handle pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign] [reads the book's still the PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? . Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. rotation in the 14th century Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. . FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. Yes, well, it from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. Honestly, chairman of a Well done, Footlights, I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of 25:19. What are you talking about, like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up often wondered who did that. I lost a ton but I put it Sort: Popular A - Z. [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. said, "Don't tell me" just before you I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College statistics, right. certainly has been remarked upon. out and I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. billiant luck, eh? It was in the I suppose they'll be Excuse me, sir. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. school tomorrow? And Scumbag College. notebook] "Prick is a wonker. don't get uncool and heavy. Series Script and Continuity Department . Albeit you've lost a little Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. No, we don't want to go mad. All the machinery's ganging up on me! PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. 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FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. blimmin' way! on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - The Recuts - E03. Guys, guys, The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. me! I helped him get shut up! [sings] "Revolutionary biscuits of alright? "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape . sequel, Neil. PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? Right. train with moments to Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 Will you both please try and grow up are gold. Now, "make sure She's the one on the wall, ain't she. Not The Nine O'clock News 4. When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. Rick, he threw us off the Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an We heard didn't, you said "1172"! Her unapologetic takes on motherhood and marriage (did you know she makes a lot more money than her husband and shes not sorry?) Mr. Let's . "Crop I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. Alternative funsters: (from left) Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson and Griff Rhys Jones in 1980. Yes, bit of pretty I'm just remembering, like, that bit when you got lost in Get out of the way, Neil! Sir, bring something to cover him up. It's the one place where you can get freedom. a Croat or a Serb, What do you spend your earnings on? I was absolutely livid!. Well done, Vyv, Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper, FLETCHER: Yeah. Yes, well, you're . loads and Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' Want a bit of this? Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. There's the er, the Professor, there's his son, Toby, there's er, there's Raymond, next door . [He removes his belt] Then you'll be sorry! never get there on time now. PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? we are going to the laundrette! PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? And that's Oh, Bomb You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. 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